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Property not selling? Let's help it get seen.
Humphrey's Property Desk helps homeowners whose sale has gone quiet: better photos and video, a rewritten listing, a selling plan and a board that stops people walking past. We work alongside your estate agent, not instead of them.
From £175, fixed and in writing.
- £175photo pack, from
- Agentstays your agent. We add the marketing.
- 1plain-English plan, no jargon
- Fairaccurate, honest listings only
Why homes stall
Most slow sales are a marketing problem, not a house problem.
Dark or cluttered photos, a listing that reads like everyone else's, no video, a board nobody notices. The home might be great. The marketing just is not showing it.
A listing review
A straight look at your current photos, description, price positioning story and online presence, with the three fixes most likely to help.
Photos and video
Bright, honest interior and exterior photography, a short video walkthrough and aerial shots where they help, flown safely and legally where permitted.
Better listing copy
Clear, specific copy in plain English that tells a buyer why this home suits them, with the material facts included.
A board that works
A designed, printed For Sale board add-on with a QR code to a proper video page, so passers-by become viewings.
The journey, step by step.
The Fetch Viewing. Review, refresh, relaunch, review again. Fix what is putting people off, show the home properly, and tell the story clearly.
Day 0
Free listing check
Send us your listing link or street. We tell you what is working and what is putting people off.
- We need from you
- A link or address area and two minutes.
- You get
- A one-page review with three fixes.
Day 1 to 3
Plan with your agent in mind
A short call to agree what to change, how it fits your agent's work and what it will cost.
- We need from you
- Tell us what is going on and who your agent is, if you like.
- You get
- A fixed plan and price in writing.
Week 1
Shoot and rewrite
Photography, video and aerial shots as agreed, plus fresh listing copy and staging advice for the day.
- We need from you
- Access to the home and a tidy.
- You get
- New photos, video and copy.
Week 1 to 2
Relaunch
New media and copy go to your agent for the listing, with a board add-on and social posts where useful.
- We need from you
- Pass the files to your agent. We can help with that.
- You get
- A relaunched listing and a board.
Every fortnight
Review
We look at views, enquiries and viewings together and decide what to try next.
- We need from you
- Share how it is going.
- You get
- A short note and a next step.
Pricing
Pick a size. Add what you need.
Add-ons
Your project
£295
Photo and aerial. No VAT added.
Prices are starting points and the final quote is fixed in writing before any work begins.
What others typically charge.
Typical UK small-business prices in 2026, from published agency and freelancer benchmarks. We keep our prices well below them on purpose: one person, no overheads, no forty-slide decks.
- Property photographyTypical: £120 to £300Fetch: from £175
- Property video walkthroughTypical: £250 to £600Fetch: £250
What you can expect.
- A one-page listing review
- Photos, video and aerial as agreed
- Rewritten listing copy
- A designed board add-on with a QR code
- A selling plan in plain English
- A review every fortnight
What we won't do
- List, value or sell property: that stays with your estate agent
- Overstate a property or hide material facts
- Fly a drone anywhere it is not safe or permitted
- Lock you in: monthly plans have a 3-month minimum, then 30 days' notice
- Charge for surprises: extras and printing costs are quoted first
How payment works
- One-off packages: 50% to book, 50% on delivery.
- Printing and fitting for boards are quoted first and passed on at cost.
- Everything is agreed in writing before work starts. No VAT added to the prices on this page.
Is this right for you?
This is for
Homeowners already listed with an agent whose sale is quiet, and sellers about to list who want to start strongly.
Not the best fit
Anyone wanting Fetch to list, value or sell the home. That is an estate agent's job, and we will point you to yours.
Quick answers.
Will this replace my estate agent?
No. Fetch is not an estate agent. We make the marketing around your sale better and work alongside your agent.
Is it okay to use my own photographer or video?
Yes. Your agent can often use our media on the portals. Check their terms before you add or change anything.
How much does it cost?
A photo pack is from £175, photo and aerial from £295 and a full slow-sale rescue from £495. Printing and fitting for a board are quoted first. No VAT is added.
Can you promise it will sell?
No one honestly can. We make the marketing as clear and attractive as it can be, and we measure views, enquiries and viewings so you can see what changes.
Is aerial footage always possible?
Only where it is safe and permitted. If it is not, we say so and use ground photography instead.
Do you exaggerate listings?
Listing copy, photos, video and boards have to be accurate. We follow the consumer protection rules and Trading Standards guidance on material information, so we never exaggerate a property or leave out something a buyer needs to know.
Ready to fetch?
Start with the free Fetch Check. Plain-English fixes in 24 hours.
